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So here we are, or you are; on the floor with Masky on top of you chewing on your nose. He had lifted his mask up just enough for his mouth to show and be functional. You squeeled in disapproval as BEN video taped it from behind. "This is so going on Red Tube." He chuckled, in which caught Maskys ear. While he was busy glaring at BEN your eye got stuck on his Side burns, you stared at them, unable to pull away.

     Your hand struck out and petted it, breathing heavily while whispering; Dicki Dicki







































And then you two did the frick frack in the dick dack
The end you lil shit.
Im sorry



I was talking to the Aimtastic Trio and then this happened.
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:icongaliclya:
Galiclya Featured By Owner May 9, 2016  Student Digital Artist
And then you two did the frick frack in the dick dack
The end you lil shit.

so something i'd say.
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:iconrosalyavastia:
rosalyavastia Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016
That was funny! Best lemon ever!
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:iconkillerkitty809:
killerkitty809 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ha i guess my friend was right this story was worth reading good story :)
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
ccccccc:
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:iconsomerandomdouche:
somerandomdouche Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015
*flips table* PERFECTION :U
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Sep 22, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
GRAZI
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:icontechnolightgoddess:
technolightGoddess Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2015
this is my favorite lemon ever oh my goat doge god
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:icon20bluestart02:
20bluestart02 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015
I'm laughing too hard right now XD. Good job on this.
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:icontheflowercrownqueen:
TheFlowercrownQueen Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I DIED OMFG THIS IS AMAZING 

bless ur soul
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
st OP DYING DAMMIT

godblessu
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:iconisabellasiddiaj:
isabellasiddiaj Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Noses... Literally noses....
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner May 7, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
n o  s e s
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:icon5buckforyou:
5buckforyou Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Frick frack in the dick dack
frick freakin frack 
THISISTHEBESTTHINGTOEVERBECREATEDINTHEENTIREWORLDOMGIAMNOSEBLOODINGEVERYWHEREOMGOMGLaser Rage 
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
oh
yes 
good
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:iconmaskygirl420:
maskygirl420 Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
omg too cute love it
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
: DD
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:iconmarblehornetslover55:
MarbleHornetsLover55 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
THIS IS, HANDS. DOWN. THE ABSOLUTE BEST POST ON D.A. I APPLAUD YOU MY GOOD SIR/MADAME I APPLAUD YOU.  
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yes applaud your great and noble sir

thanks <3
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:iconmarblehornetslover55:
MarbleHornetsLover55 Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're welcome!
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:iconxxanimefreak45xx:
XxAnimeFreak45xX Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What the heck did I just read?! XDD
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
perfection
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:iconmelantha-blackrose:
Melantha-Blackrose Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
In bedd.....mood died faster than my carnival game gold fish
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry ; A ;

I had a carnival game gold fish that lasted 3 years
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:iconmelantha-blackrose:
Melantha-Blackrose Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Well then....I have been going to the wrong carnivals
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
seems so
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:iconzombie2315:
zombie2315 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
What did I just read? Crying with laughter! "Frick frack in the dick dack." XD
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
yas
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015
what the hell?
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
what the heaven
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
hehe
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:iconsugar-tombstone:
Sugar-Tombstone Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Student Digital Artist
:iconhuehueplz:
tHIS
IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION
K
bi
//:iconrollawayplz:
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
<sub s cREAMS
thatfuckingemotething
:iconhuehueplz:
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:iconsugar-tombstone:
Sugar-Tombstone Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
It's De
bast
Emotes
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
heuheuh
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:iconsugar-tombstone:
Sugar-Tombstone Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2014  Student Digital Artist
HUE HUE
BITCH
//NARWHALE NOISES
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
 //GAY NOISES
NOOT NOOT FITE ME
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:iconsugar-tombstone:
Sugar-Tombstone Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
//SCREECHES
U LIL
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:iconsugar-tombstone:
Sugar-Tombstone Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2015  Student Digital Artist
//SCREECHES
U LIL
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
 //sways away
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:iconeyelesskaren:
EyelessKaren Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
OMG AMAZING MAN XD I LUV IT!!!!!! 
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:icondarkestsoulever:
darkestsoulever Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2014
dem side burns doe o3o! anyway i luv dis XD
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:icongrimandfollyofficial:
GrimandFollyOfficial Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is the best post on deviantart, hands down
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thnks
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:icongreyproxy:
GreyProxy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
Holy mother of fudge dip.....

*Laughs so hard that no sound comes out, and claps like a retarded seal*
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha omfg i love you <333
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:icongreyproxy:
GreyProxy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
I love me too!!!

(No, I'm kidding, had to do that ;p)

But seriously, any story like that I'm just like


MOTHER OF SWEET BABY MADEA TAKE ME NOW
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
d I DYOU JUST
SWE ET BB MADEA 
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:icongreyproxy:
GreyProxy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
"I'LL TAKE THE PRISON FOR TWO 'UNDRED DOLLA'S!"

She is the most relate able person, next to the Grinch for me!

SWE ET BABY MADEA
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:iconslendii:
Slendii Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDD LOVE IT
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:icongreyproxy:
GreyProxy Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Student General Artist
I think me and you are gonna be good friends!


OMM!! WE NEED TO MAKE A GROUP FOR MADEA!!!! ((Oh my Madea))
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